Tuesday, February 26, 2008

page N43 The Star today

the 'ad' for infamous lingham correct, correct have been released

check it out

24th february at Ayer Keroh

the first time, i booed Ali and Md Sirat nomination

by the way, wtf Othman JASA doing there ... pass-by police like he was the politician!!!

that day, i've spent my time with a few PAS old-folks, listening to their nomination experiences in the 90's...during that time they will walk the candidate with only 5 to 10 supporters... but today they're very proud because their fight are worth-all-while with number are just equal to the BN supporters

that day also... BN have provided 2 buses for all of their UMNO 'cawangan' in Parlimen Bukit Katil but the outcome was 'cold'

Md Sirat had once interviewed me for a post in MBMB... and he is just another arrogant man bragging how UMNO will contribute for my 'kampung' folks and nothing to do with the job I applied for... during the interview!!!

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

KJ never fill up petrol by himself

last night, TV3 Buletin Utama have aired the podium-talk of KJ in Pantai Dalam... and KJ have exposed himself to the fact that he didnt know the current retail price of the petrol in Malaysia

instead of RM1.92 per litre for RON97 and RM1.88 for RON92, KJ have announced the price was RM1.80... although for you out there it was not a big me it just another prove that KJ really dont care about Malaysian welfare, simply by not filling the petrol by himself(of course you have driver)...hahahahah

so people out there, if you have the footage saved, please send me a link

Monday, February 18, 2008

the LOGO

in Russia...they have promote the similar-like Nike advertisement....
and Nike have assured that they wont take any legal action... free promotion what
so voters out there... Just Do It!

Friday, February 15, 2008

hell and heaven joke

While walking down the street one day a Malaysian Minister is hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem.
We seldom see a high Malaysian official around this place, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."
"No problem, just let me in," says the Yang Berhormat.
"Well, I'd like to, but I have orders. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity."
"Really, I have made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the man.
"I'm sorry, but we have our rules," says St. Peter.

And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.

The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course.
In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.
Everyone is very happy and they run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people.
They play a game of golf and then stuffed themselves on lobsters, caviar and the most expensive food there is.

Also present is the Devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a good time dancing, drinking champagne and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go.

Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises.The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.

"Now it' s time to visit heaven."So, 24 hours pass with the YB joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing.
They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

"Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity.

"The YB reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think ai yam better off in hell."

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.

Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above.

The Devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder.
"I don't understand," stammers the YB.
"Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?"

The Devil looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were campaigning just like you did during an election ...... Today you voted."


courtesy of Ancient Mariner Blog

Thursday, February 14, 2008

the sms reply

last night i've sent an sms of yesterday post to a few friends of mine

and this morning i've received a few reply from them... here they are:

1. atong(irb JB) : woii tak sedo diri, sapa yg bg kao makan? Sendri mau ingat aarrh ...Hahahaha

2. agilah(non-audit firm practitioner JB-Indian) : Betul ya. Fikir masak-masak kut.

3. zaini(irb Penang) : Promote nmpk ...!

4. jiton (Selangor businessman) : tq. aku yg biz ni semput. hutang ber+, silap2 blh lingkup. koridor sana sini, biz melayu terus layu.

5. bijiq( KL accountant) : Balam suruh undi bn...mana 1 sy nk ikut ni?

6. badi(Muar businessman) : Ya penting 'adik' mesti naik! Hehehe.. Kempen nmpk..

7. kakTim(Segamat lecturer) : Berat bdn sy pun Naik jgk hehe..

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

more and more lies coming this 12th election

  1. Barang Naik
  2. Bila Naik
  3. Baru Naik
  4. Berapa Naik
  5. Banyak Naik

so think WISELY voters out there.... cheerssss

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

if PAS remain in Kelantan & recapture Terengganu

my wish is that if they dont failed me like they do in 2004...i will bald my head

i have bald my head for past wishes for about 3 times

let make it this 4....

so let us see this coming March if the PM get his 'wahyu' tomorrow

Monday, February 11, 2008

3-wheelers anyone

this Dutch Carver was priced at EURO35,000 have a 600cc engine
currently i dont think it will ever make it to enter our market
plus the price was quite high when converted to our currency and tax duties
the review in Top Gear show illustrate it that you can get into any corner without worrying of falling...impressing for 3-wheelers right
hope can get it in future at a lesser price below RM15,000 maybe
for god sake in my dream laa

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

the dividend - ELECTION tactics

as per today, EPF and LUTH have declared a quite high paying dividend than the preceding years...why? my guess is that its all about election are around the corner

its fuzz me when other fund managers and investment banks cannot produced such high payouts and yet the government link agencies are so efficient than them... have the private sector 'lost their touch'?

yesterday, 2nd Finance Minister said the FDI will keep coming to Malaysia... and the Treasury estimates it will be in big bulk... so who say so?

i am a depositor for both agencies and happy about the high earnings... but 'this' doesn't reflect the actual scenes of the country

people out there are whining about the hike in goods and services prices... dont say that the government have it all under control...because we knew you dont

stop politicising things to your a consumer we have choises... so be it as a voters, do we have a choice?

main stream media have straight up the "curtain" so we wont see what out there behind the "window"

prove me wrong if you right... im not here to defend the NEP... because it was too 'assobiyyah'

Islam doesn't allowed that...why we have too?

Monday, February 4, 2008

New SUV In The Market.....RUSH

this suv was officially launched in Malaysia last week

will be available on the road after CNY 2008 at price between 90k to 100k

interested ... contact UMW Toyota

7 seater weeeiiiiii